Sage That Sh*t Candle

Cleansing candle

5.0 · 1 review
$49.99 or 4 × $12.49 with Afterpay
  • 700+ reviews
  • 100% soy wax
  • Free engraving with Large + lid
  • Made in Australia

Dispatched within 24–48 hours (2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas) — so your gift arrives on time

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  • Gift-ready packaging — no receipts in the box
  • Room-filling fragrance in 100% soy wax
  • Trusted by over 7,000 customers
  • Hand-poured to order in Port Stephens, NSW

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Description

Sage that Shit Candle | Funny Spiritual Gifts Australia

Experience powerful protection and ward off bad energy with our "Sage that Shit" candle. Handcrafted with care and beautifully designed to cleanse negativity and bring harmony into your life, this funny spiritual candle combines humor with positive energy.

Perfect Funny Spiritual Gifts

Ideal For:

  • Housewarming gifts for new homeowners
  • Birthday gifts for spiritual friends
  • Funny gifts for people who love crystals and sage
  • Unique gifts for best friends
  • Thank you gifts for special people

Recommended Scent: White Sage

Our recommended scent for spiritual cleansing is White Sage, known for its powerful purifying properties. Feel free to browse our scent menu if you prefer a different fragrance.

Premium Australian-Made Quality

✓ 100% Pure Soy Wax – Pet-safe, non-toxic formula
✓ 40+ Hour Burn Time – Long-lasting cleansing energy
✓ Hand-Poured in Australia – Supporting local artisans
✓ Cotton Wick – Clean, even burn
✓ Hilarious Design – Spiritual cleansing with humor

Why Funny Spiritual Candles Make Great Gifts

Our spiritual candles add positive energy and laughter to any space. Perfect for housewarming gifts, birthday presents, thank you gifts, and unique presents for people who appreciate mindfulness with a sense of humor.

Gift Ideas:

  • Housewarming gifts for new homes
  • Birthday gifts for spiritual friends
  • Funny gifts for best friends
  • Unique gifts for her and women
  • Thank you gifts for people who love sage and crystals

Fast Shipping Australia Wide

Order your "Sage that Shit" cleansing candle today and enjoy fast, reliable delivery across Australia. Perfect for bringing positive energy and humor to any home.

Shop our spiritual collection including Evil Eye and other protection candles.

Size guide

Medium — 225g of 100% soy wax in an amber glass jar, over 40 hours burn time.
Large — 285g, over 50 hours burn time. Add a lid for $3 and the engraving is FREE (it’s $10 on a Medium, which already comes with a lid).

Burn for no more than 4 hours at a time and trim the wick before each burn.

Shipping & returns

Standard shipping $12.99 · Express $19.99 · free on orders of $120 or more. Orders are typically dispatched within 24–48 hours (2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas).

Every candle is made to order, so we can’t accept change-of-mind returns. If anything arrives damaged or faulty, email info@scentnation.com.au with photos and we’ll make it right. Refund policy

Candle care

Always burn within sight, on a heat-safe surface away from drafts. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Burn for no more than 4 hours at a time and stop when 1cm of wax remains.

On the first burn, let the wax melt all the way to the edge of the jar (about 3–4 hours) so it doesn’t tunnel. Trim the wick to about 5mm before every burn for a cleaner flame.

What it’s made of

Wax: 100% soy wax — no paraffin. Fragrance: candle-grade fragrance oils used within IFRA guidelines, with no essential oils. Wick: cotton-based and lead-free.

Why no essential oils? Candles are a high-heat application, and many essential oils have low flash points and are hard to formulate consistently in wax — so we use candle-grade fragrance oils made for burning.

What is the Sage that Shit Candle?

The Sage that Shit Candle is a hand-poured soy candle from Scent Nation Australia. Sage that Shit Candle | Funny Spiritual Gifts Australia Experience powerful protection and ward off bad energy with our "Sage that Shit" candle.

Who is this candle for?

It's a favourite gift for her — perfect for birthdays, housewarmings.

What is this candle made of?

It's made from 100% natural soy wax with a lead-free cotton wick and phthalate-free fragrance oils, hand-poured in NSW, Australia.

How long does it burn?

Because it's soy wax, it burns cleanly and slowly. For the longest, most even burn, trim the wick to 5mm before each light.

Is it safe to burn around pets?

The fragrance oils are phthalate-free and contain no essential oils (verified by Safety Data Sheets), and the wick is lead-free cotton — always burn in a well-ventilated space away from pets.

How fast is shipping?

We dispatch within 24–48 hours (2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas) from NSW and ship Australia-wide, with free shipping on orders over $120.

Can I send it directly to the recipient as a gift?

Yes — simply enter the recipient's address at checkout and it arrives gift-ready, with no invoice inside.

What if it arrives damaged?

Contact us and we'll make it right — see our refund policy for details.

Is Afterpay available?

Yes — Afterpay is available at checkout.

Sage That Sh*t$49.99
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