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Merry as F*ck Candle
Cheeky Christmas quote candle
$49.99
- 700+ reviews
- 100% soy wax
- Free engraving with Large + lid
- Made in Australia
Dispatched within 24–48 hours (2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas) — so your gift arrives on time
Buy any 3 candles, save 15%Mix & match — taken off automatically in your cart
- Gift-ready packaging — no receipts in the box
- Room-filling fragrance in 100% soy wax
- Trusted by over 7,000 customers
- Hand-poured to order in Port Stephens, NSW
“The candles looks great, make everyone giggle and smell beautiful!”
— Bev M.
Order today — typically dispatched by Tue 20 Oct from Port Stephens, NSW (24–48 hours; 2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas). Express typically arrives 1–4 business days after dispatch. Free shipping over $120.
Hand-poured to order in NSW100% soy wax · vegan · no paraffinNo essential oilsDamaged or faulty? We’ll make it rightGift-ready: no prices or receipts in the parcelSend it straight to them — add their address at checkout
Description
Merry as Fuck Christmas Candle | Funny Christmas Gifts Australia
Looking for funny Christmas gifts that make people laugh? Our "Merry as Fuck" Christmas quote candle is the perfect cheeky gift for friends, family, and colleagues who appreciate humor during the festive season.
Premium Australian-Made Quality
✓ 100% Pure Soy Wax – Pet-safe, non-toxic formula
✓ 40+ Hour Burn Time – Long-lasting festive fragrance
✓ Hand-Poured in Australia – Supporting local craftsmanship
✓ Cotton Wick – Clean, even burn
✓ 8 oz | 225g – Perfect gift size
Funny Quote Candles for Every Occasion
Our quote candles make unique gifts for Christmas, birthdays, housewarming, and thank you presents. The "Merry as Fuck" design adds personality and humor to any home décor.
Ideal Gift Ideas:
- Christmas gifts for men and women
- Funny gifts for mum and dad
- Unique Christmas presents for colleagues
- Secret Santa gifts under $50
- Stocking stuffers for adults
Fast Shipping Australia Wide
Order your funny Christmas candle today and enjoy fast, reliable delivery across Australia. Perfect for last-minute Christmas gifts or planning ahead for the festive season.
Shop our complete collection of funny quote candles for more hilarious gift options including birthday candles, retirement gifts, and personalised candles.
Scent Options: Choose from our extensive scent menu to customize your candle experience.
Scent profile
Candy Cane — Festive
Champagne & Strawberries — Gourmand & Sweet · strong & noticeable throw
Japanese Honeysuckle — Floral & Calm · strong & noticeable throw
Lemongrass & Persian Lime — Fresh & Citrus · medium & balanced throw
Musk Sticks — Gourmand & Sweet · intense & room-filling throw
Vanilla Caramel — Gourmand & Sweet · intense & room-filling throw
Size guide
Medium — 225g of 100% soy wax in an amber glass jar, over 40 hours burn time.
Large — 285g, over 50 hours burn time. Add a lid for $3 and the engraving is FREE (it’s $10 on a Medium, which already comes with a lid).
Burn for no more than 4 hours at a time and trim the wick before each burn.
Shipping & returns
Standard shipping $12.99 · Express $19.99 · free on orders of $120 or more. Orders are typically dispatched within 24–48 hours (2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas).
Every candle is made to order, so we can’t accept change-of-mind returns. If anything arrives damaged or faulty, email scentnationaustralia@gmail.com with photos and we’ll make it right. Refund policy
Candle care
Always burn within sight, on a heat-safe surface away from drafts. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Burn for no more than 4 hours at a time and stop when 1cm of wax remains.
On the first burn, let the wax melt all the way to the edge of the jar (about 3–4 hours) so it doesn’t tunnel. Trim the wick to about 5mm before every burn for a cleaner flame.
What it’s made of
Wax: 100% soy wax — no paraffin. Fragrance: candle-grade fragrance oils used within IFRA guidelines, with no essential oils. Wick: cotton-based and lead-free.
Why no essential oils? Candles are a high-heat application, and many essential oils have low flash points and are hard to formulate consistently in wax — so we use candle-grade fragrance oils made for burning.
Why Choose This Funny Christmas Candle?
Perfect Christmas Gifts For:
- Friends who love sassy humor
- Colleagues for Secret Santa
- Family members with a sense of humor
- Housewarming gifts during the holidays
- Best friend Christmas presents
What is the Christmas QUOTE Candle -Merry as Fuck Funny Gag?
Merry as Fuck Christmas Candle | Funny Christmas Gifts Australia Looking for funny Christmas gifts that make people laugh?
Who would love this as a gift?
It's a favourite gift for best friends, her and him, most often given for birthdays, Christmas, housewarmings and retirements.
What ingredients are used?
100% natural soy wax with a lead-free cotton wick and phthalate-free fragrance oils, hand-poured in NSW, Australia.
How long does it burn?
Soy wax burns cleanly and slowly; trim the wick to 5mm before each burn for the longest, most even burn.
Is it safe to burn around pets?
The fragrance oils are phthalate-free and contain no essential oils (verified by Safety Data Sheets), with a lead-free cotton wick — always burn in a ventilated space away from pets.
How fast is shipping?
We dispatch within 24–48 hours (2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas) from NSW and ship Australia-wide, with free shipping on orders over $120.
Can it be shipped straight to the gift recipient?
Yes — enter their address at checkout and it arrives gift-ready with no invoice inside.
What if it arrives damaged?
Get in touch and we'll make it right — our refund policy has the details.
Is Afterpay available?
Yes, Afterpay is available at checkout.
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