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Festive as F*ck Candle
Cheeky Christmas quote candle
$49.99
- 700+ reviews
- 100% soy wax
- Free engraving with Large + lid
- Made in Australia
Dispatched within 24–48 hours (2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas) — so your gift arrives on time
Buy any 3 candles, save 15%Mix & match — taken off automatically in your cart
- Gift-ready packaging — no receipts in the box
- Room-filling fragrance in 100% soy wax
- Trusted by over 7,000 customers
- Hand-poured to order in Port Stephens, NSW
“I was able to get a smile and some happy tears from my husband and mother in law for such a keepsake”
— Melissa A.
Order today — typically dispatched by Tue 20 Oct from Port Stephens, NSW (24–48 hours; 2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas). Express typically arrives 1–4 business days after dispatch. Free shipping over $120.
Hand-poured to order in NSW100% soy wax · vegan · no paraffinNo essential oilsDamaged or faulty? We’ll make it rightGift-ready: no prices or receipts in the parcelSend it straight to them — add their address at checkout
Description
Festive as Fuck Christmas Candle | Funny Christmas Gifts Australia
Celebrate the holidays with humor! Our "Festive as Fuck" Christmas quote candle is the perfect funny Christmas gift for friends, family, and colleagues who love cheeky festive humor.
Perfect Funny Christmas Gifts
Ideal For:
- Christmas gifts for friends and family
- Secret Santa presents for colleagues
- Funny gifts for mum, dad, and siblings
- Housewarming gifts during the holidays
- Unique Christmas presents for anyone with a sense of humor
Premium Quality, Australian-Made
✓ 100% Soy Wax – Pet-safe, eco-friendly formula
✓ 40+ Hour Burn Time – Enjoy festive scents all season
✓ Hand-Poured in Australia – Supporting local artisans
✓ Cotton Wick – Clean, smoke-free burn
✓ 8 oz | 225g – Perfect gift size
Why Funny Quote Candles Make Great Gifts
Quote candles add personality and humor to any space. Our "Festive as Fuck" design is perfect for Christmas gifts, birthday presents, housewarming gifts, and thank you presents.
Gift Ideas:
- Christmas gifts for men and women
- Funny gifts for best friends
- Unique Christmas presents for colleagues
- Stocking stuffers for adults
- Secret Santa gifts under $50
Customizable Scent Options
Choose from our extensive scent menu to create the perfect festive atmosphere. From warm vanilla to fresh pine, we have scents for every preference.
Fast Shipping Australia Wide
Order today and enjoy fast, reliable delivery across Australia. Perfect for last-minute Christmas gifts or early holiday shopping.
Browse our complete collection of funny quote candles, personalised candles, and unique gift ideas for every occasion.
Scent profile
Candy Cane — Festive
Champagne & Strawberries — Gourmand & Sweet · strong & noticeable throw
Japanese Honeysuckle — Floral & Calm · strong & noticeable throw
Lemongrass & Persian Lime — Fresh & Citrus · medium & balanced throw
Musk Sticks — Gourmand & Sweet · intense & room-filling throw
Vanilla Caramel — Gourmand & Sweet · intense & room-filling throw
Size guide
Medium — 225g of 100% soy wax in an amber glass jar, over 40 hours burn time.
Large — 285g, over 50 hours burn time. Add a lid for $3 and the engraving is FREE (it’s $10 on a Medium, which already comes with a lid).
Burn for no more than 4 hours at a time and trim the wick before each burn.
Shipping & returns
Standard shipping $12.99 · Express $19.99 · free on orders of $120 or more. Orders are typically dispatched within 24–48 hours (2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas).
Every candle is made to order, so we can’t accept change-of-mind returns. If anything arrives damaged or faulty, email scentnationaustralia@gmail.com with photos and we’ll make it right. Refund policy
Candle care
Always burn within sight, on a heat-safe surface away from drafts. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Burn for no more than 4 hours at a time and stop when 1cm of wax remains.
On the first burn, let the wax melt all the way to the edge of the jar (about 3–4 hours) so it doesn’t tunnel. Trim the wick to about 5mm before every burn for a cleaner flame.
What it’s made of
Wax: 100% soy wax — no paraffin. Fragrance: candle-grade fragrance oils used within IFRA guidelines, with no essential oils. Wick: cotton-based and lead-free.
Why no essential oils? Candles are a high-heat application, and many essential oils have low flash points and are hard to formulate consistently in wax — so we use candle-grade fragrance oils made for burning.
What is the Christmas QUOTE Candle (Festive as Fuck) Funny Gag?
Festive as Fuck Christmas Candle | Funny Christmas Gifts Australia Celebrate the holidays with humor!
Who is this candle for?
It's a favourite gift for her and him, most often given for birthdays, Christmas and housewarmings.
What is this candle made of?
100% natural soy wax with a lead-free cotton wick and phthalate-free fragrance oils, hand-poured in NSW, Australia.
What is the burn time like?
Soy wax gives a slow, clean burn — trim the wick to 5mm before each light to get the longest, most even burn.
Is it safe to burn around pets?
The fragrance oils are phthalate-free and contain no essential oils (verified by Safety Data Sheets), with a lead-free cotton wick — always burn in a ventilated space away from pets.
How quickly will it arrive?
Orders are dispatched within 24–48 hours (2–5 business days from Black Friday to Christmas) from NSW and shipped Australia-wide; shipping is free on orders over $120.
Can I send it directly to the recipient as a gift?
Yes — just enter the recipient's address at checkout; it arrives gift-ready with no invoice inside.
What if it arrives damaged?
Get in touch and we'll make it right — our refund policy has the details.
Is Afterpay available?
Yes — Afterpay is available at checkout.
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